So my friend Welch loves the Glassman series (a lot) and during a car drive he wanted me to write one based on his idea. So here it.
The bar was quiet… too quiet. Glassman walked out the bar to see a line outside the building opposite. The new restaurant had opened, ‘Monkey Bars’ a new franchise that had stormed the hospitality business. Now there was one ready to run his out of a job. He got in line and waiting his turn to be ushered in by the bouncers. They were gorillas in suits and one had a scar across his face that Glassman knew all too well.
‘No it can’t be?’ he muttered as he walked through the doors.
He examined the bar and saw on the ceiling hanging ropes and bars that chimpanzee waiters carried drinks to tables. On the bar a mandarin threw cocktail shakers in the air as baboons broke coconuts in half for mixers. It had music, lights and energy that the pub lacked. Even the menu had fresh ingredients and wide range of options to choose from; the grilled section was to die for. Maybe it was worth suggesting a few new changes to the pub. Then an old foe came into sight and Glassman was ready to strike.
‘King Ba-BOOM,’ he shouted pointing to the manager.
‘Oh Glassman how nice it is to see you again…’ said King Ba-BOOM but his words were cut short.
‘For the last time, I’ve heard that before.’
‘No, no, no please I hope to see you again and again. Please take a seat I’ll get you a drink.’
A click of the fingers and a drink was handed to Glassman.
‘So what’s your plan this time to take over the world? Poison drinks, hypnotic cocktails or under cover assassin caters. Tell me!’
‘It’s over Glassman. My monkey army is aged and vet bills drained my resources. We had to find a new sustainable life style to incorporate 10,000 primates. This was my last option, the hospitality industry. I already hand the man power, I just needed to focus it. Now ‘Monkey Bars’ it a hit.
‘Oh…’
‘Yeah I even have Matchbox working the grill. For a pyromaniac he makes a wonderful prawn grill. Should I get him out to say hi?’
‘No it’s fine. So you’re not evil anymore.’
King Ba-BOOM started laughing and his entire restaurant began to howl with monkey hoots.
‘No I’m still evil, it just legal now. I mean having a monopoly is like taking over the world, so once I’ve driven out the competition I will rule the world… of restaurants.’
Glassman gave a smirk.
‘So you’re still evil then?’
Glassman swiped his arm across the room and caused all the glass to break. Spirit bottles exploited, wine glasses crumbled and the windows blasted out.
‘Get the hell off my street,’ said Glassman and he kicked the door open knocking the gorilla bouncer down.
The place was trashed and all there was left was Matchbox to enter carrying a freshly cooked steak.
‘We just got BURNED!’ he shouted.
‘Shut up and finish table 12’s order,’ grumbled King Ba-BOOM.